Twisted Twinkle

...I'm crazy...

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Auditioning for Lincs FM’s ‘You’ve Got Talent’, 9th May 2012.

Pole Dance performance to Queen’s ‘One Vision’ - costume made by moi!

John Marshall loved it! Every spare second he had he was backstage, he especially liked it when he walked in while I was stretching my head back to touch my foot from behind! Apparently on stage all he kept talking about was “the pole dancer” : “Who’s here for the pole dancer?”, “I’ve just been backstage and the pole dancer has got her legs behind her head”, “The pole dancer will be on soon”. Sam Kirk even asked if he’d managed to get my number yet. So it was a giggle to try and show him a move!

(Source: lincsfm.co.uk)

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I wish they wouldn’t call it a double dip. A double dip sounds like something posh boys call a threesome…Cleggy, get Boris, let’s have a double dip.
Russell Howard (talking about the double dip recession on Russell Howard’s Good News Series 6 Episode 4)

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Sheldon :
Why are you crying?
Penny :
Because i'm stupid
Sheldon :
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

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My audition next week

I still have had NO practise at all for it. I’m hoping for some decent weather so i can have the pole stage outside on Sunday or i’m screwed - the garage has been blocked up again with man mess and bags and bags of cement…nice i’m being supported as ever with my dancing….*sigh*

Although now, luckily for my knee, the time has been cut in half from a 10 minute audition to a 5 minute audition because of all the acts that are going to be at this particular night…that is also a bad thing because it means there’s more people :S

Nervous much?

Now back to sewing my costume and worrying!!!